Some of my dad's favorite sayings:
"Nobody leaves 'til the food's all gone."
"The human body is a wonderful thing, but it looks better on a girl."
"Where were you when the paper was blank?"
"Watermelon is the only food you can eat where you can wash your ears at the same time."
"Their little tummies are full... loaded 'til they exploded."
"When you get my age, eating is one of the few pleasures you have left in life."
"Made in our shop."
Jan. 8, 1921 - Jan. 31, 2008